Few things stir my blood the way a mis-step by Microsoft public relations can. Yesterday, I got a snoot full and have been chortling up my sleeve for the past twenty-four hours. It was yesterday that the Wall Street Journal reported this story:
Microsoft Goes Behind the Scenes
Public-Relations Proxy
Aims to Gather Opposition
To Google-DoubleClick Deal
By ROBERT A. GUTH and CHARLES FORELLE
September 24, 2007; Page A4
Microsoft Corp. executives and a
public-relations firm retained by the software giant are waging a quiet
campaign to convince Internet companies, advertisers and regulators to
oppose Google Inc.'s planned $3.1 billion acquisition of online advertising specialist DoubleClick Inc.
In recent months, public-relations firm
Burson-Marsteller pitched media outlets and Internet companies on what
it said were the dangers of the deal, which would bolster Google's
already strong presence in online advertising. In the written pitches
reviewed by The Wall Street Journal, Burson cites the deal as part of a
larger discussion of "fair and free competition" in Internet-search and
privacy rights of consumers.
The pitches cited a number of groups and an individual
who had signed on to the effort. The pitches didn't disclose that
Burson was working for Microsoft, Google's largest rival.
Josh Gottheimer, an executive vice president at
Burson, said the firm was hired by Microsoft to set up i-comp.org as a
"discussion forum" for issues of privacy and competition. He said the
firm doesn't disclose its clients as a general practice, but said
companies were told Microsoft was a member of the group. He said Burson
-- a unit of Young & Rubicam, which is owned by WPP Group PLC --
pitched the effort to more than 100 companies and organizations.
snip
In the 1990s, Microsoft faced similar tactics by
rivals as it cemented its own power in personal-computer software, and
those efforts factored into its run-ins with antitrust regulators.
snip
On Sept. 5, an executive at U.K. insurer Esure
received an email from a Burson director. It asked for support for an
initiative to raise awareness of competition in the Internet-search
market, according to a copy viewed by The Wall Street Journal.
The Burson representative wrote that he represents a "wider industry initiative" but didn't disclose the Microsoft connection.
snip
In the U.S., Burson contacted The Wall Street Journal
this summer by email, referring to the "magnitude of what is not known
about Google's handling of personal data and their related privacy
practices." Without disclosing its Microsoft connection, the Burson
email concluded that "it would be a powerful consumer service to delve
into these issues with journalistic vigor." Burson then offered to
arrange interviews with privacy experts.
Where on Earth do I even begin?
First, one of the easier ones: Regarding Mr. Gottheimer's comment that Burson "doesn't disclose it's clients as a general practice..." I only have twenty-five years of experience in public relations, but, dear friends, the day my client tells me not to reveal their name to the media is the day I realize I'm not in public relations any more.
Next, regarding the whole notion of the whispering campaign and the phony-baloney front "coalition" ... I'm amazed, repeat, amazed at Microsoft's chutzpah or stupidity. Does the public relations team not recall the whole "astroturfing" incident that the Wall Street Journal clearly remembers and cites in its article? A better question, perhaps, is how many times between this incident and the previous one did Microsoft do the very same thing and wasn't caught?
Finally, I can't wait to see what Richard Edelman has to say about this in his blog. It was his agency that was caught out of bounds last time this came up with Microsoft and then again not so long ago when Edelman step in it again with Wal-Mart. It will be fascinating to see if he has anything to say especially since Microsoft is still a client. And it will also be fascinating to see if Microsoft take a hit on their Corporate Credibility score as measured by ... thant's right, friends ... Edelman. That's ok. Burson has a great corporate reputation practice that Microsoft can always fall back on.